Backstory
In June of 2003, I helped coordinate a speaking event for Professor Noam Chomsky, here in DC; a fundraiser for both the International Solidarity Movement and Stop US Tax-Funded Aid to Israel Now! (SUSTAIN - now the Coalition for Justice and Accountability). The event raised money that we are still using in our work, some three years later. Part of it funded my visit to Occupied Palestine. I'm grateful to everyone who was a part of that, to this day.
Since many I suspect are reading this might not have known me three years ago, it's worth noting how I got into Israel, as (for non-Jews, especially today) it is no small feat. Most tourists (indeed, most internationals), when asked the purpose of their visit to Israel, simply say they are coming to visit the Holy Sites. In most cases this is absolutely true, I'm sure. Nonetheless, with the increasing presence of foreign journalists, human rights workers, and solidarity activists making routine and extensive visits to the Occupied Territories, the State has clamped down considerably. In fact, virtually no international journalist who does not work for a major corporate publication can get into Gaza, at present (a free press be damned).
In light of this, merely offering one's interest in the Holy Sites is not enough. Upon such an explanation, one is subjected to a detailed pop quiz about which sites, where they are located, and what one knows about them. Should you be so unfortunate to fail this quiz, you're likely to be deported immediately.
The night before I left for my trip, I had a friend cut my hair quite short, in a sort of Caesar look. I then went out for dinner with my (then) partner and a friend, and swung by DC's premier GLBTQ bookstore to grab a rather seedy guide to the world's gay hot spots, and then crossed the street to Benetton and dropped $60 on a turtleneck (the employee that helped me ended up giving me her discount, when I explained what it was for). I boarded my flight in designer jeans, faux-designer shoes, and a designer sweater, toting gay travel guide with bookmarked pages on Israel. Upon arriving, my story was that I was more or less coming to troll for ass on the beaches of Haifa, Eital, and Tel Aviv.
You laugh. But it worked. Sadly, recent events indicate that the stamp in my passport was hardly a reflection of the country's attitude on the matter.
Since many I suspect are reading this might not have known me three years ago, it's worth noting how I got into Israel, as (for non-Jews, especially today) it is no small feat. Most tourists (indeed, most internationals), when asked the purpose of their visit to Israel, simply say they are coming to visit the Holy Sites. In most cases this is absolutely true, I'm sure. Nonetheless, with the increasing presence of foreign journalists, human rights workers, and solidarity activists making routine and extensive visits to the Occupied Territories, the State has clamped down considerably. In fact, virtually no international journalist who does not work for a major corporate publication can get into Gaza, at present (a free press be damned).
In light of this, merely offering one's interest in the Holy Sites is not enough. Upon such an explanation, one is subjected to a detailed pop quiz about which sites, where they are located, and what one knows about them. Should you be so unfortunate to fail this quiz, you're likely to be deported immediately.
The night before I left for my trip, I had a friend cut my hair quite short, in a sort of Caesar look. I then went out for dinner with my (then) partner and a friend, and swung by DC's premier GLBTQ bookstore to grab a rather seedy guide to the world's gay hot spots, and then crossed the street to Benetton and dropped $60 on a turtleneck (the employee that helped me ended up giving me her discount, when I explained what it was for). I boarded my flight in designer jeans, faux-designer shoes, and a designer sweater, toting gay travel guide with bookmarked pages on Israel. Upon arriving, my story was that I was more or less coming to troll for ass on the beaches of Haifa, Eital, and Tel Aviv.
You laugh. But it worked. Sadly, recent events indicate that the stamp in my passport was hardly a reflection of the country's attitude on the matter.